The wayderd Boy
Written by Sir Horace St. Paul
I.
I am a welly wayderd boy
My mother told me so.
If God should make me die tonight
Wherever should I go?
II.
I wish I was a gooder boy,
How happy I should be.
But when I’m going to be good,
Then someone ?hazes/teazes me.
3.
And teazing people I do hate.
And Ma’ too when she’s cross.
Why can’t I always have my way
And ride upon an – oss?-
4.
Some day I shall be grown up
And then I’ll have my way,
No Pa to head, no ma to scold,
- But playing all the day.
5.
Gov’ness says that wayderd boys
Will go down into hell.
But Gov’ness wants to frighten me,
I know it welly well.
6.
She used to try and frighten me.
With-“Bogie fetch bad boy”
No-Bogie up the chimney but,
The little sweeping boy.-
7.
So I don’t care for anything
That anybody says-
I’ll serve ‘em out when I grow big
For their bad practices.
8.
But I’ll pretend that I am good
Say-‘yes’ to everything-
Just wait till I’m a grown up man
-I’ll let them know a thing.-
9.
Good luck to all the wayderd boys
Ah-they’re the boys for me
And when we all go back to school
A ?nuching there’ll be.
10.
Oh-would we smash the window panes.
And shy the books about-
And if we get the gov’ner down
Eye wo'ud we serve him out?
11.
His dear good natured daughter
Shall be mistress in his stead.
We’ll do everything she wishes us
When Old Curmudgeon’s dead.
12.
Then we’ll be such good boys
And serve our little queen
We’ll learn the lessons that she sets-
-we’ll crown her on the green.
13.
Oh-I do love that little girl
She smiles at me so sweet.
And cuts the pudding in such lumps
And helps me twice to meat.
14,
She never calls me wayderd boy
And when I’m in a bother.
She tells the gov: such shining lies
And lays it on another.
15.
And when you know ?its such fun
Gov: flogs another’s bottom
For stealing apples from the tree
And all the while I’ve got’em
16.
Last breaking up there was no ?jams
The cupboard key was missin’
Me kept the key for my own use
For jellies-jams and kissin’
17.
So let them call me wayderd boy
I don’t believe in ‘sin’,
My cupboard key I do enjoy
And those may laugh who win.